My name is Hal and I am 50 years old, married, an ex-marine and while I’m in fair condition for an old bastard, I am absolutely NOT good looking! Even with that immense problem, I manage to fuck and then photograph several hundred women a year, sometimes 5 or 6 in a single night. The only thing I have going for me is the gift of bullshit and a fairly large cock that I somehow manage to keep hard at my age.

I am a bass player and I pick up girls at the clubs I play in, local bars, the lake, parties and anywhere else I can find a girl ready to get fucked by me and a few of my buddies! I have fucked women that are fine looking, fat, skinny, married, single, black, white, oriental and even a couple of lesbians that wanted to see what it would be like to get fucked by a flesh and blood cock instead of a plastic dildo!

I hope this site helps those of you either too shy or as ugly as I am to go out and get some pussy! I DO offer bad advice from time to time but hopefully, you will...